In an unprecedented landmark study, researchers at the University of Oxford discover that abstinence programs don’t do anything. Nothing¹ . They don’t prevent HIV, sex, pregnancy, or child molestation. They quite literally have no impact whatsoever - besides that little issue of wasted tax money.

Who would have thought that a program designed to actively discourage genetically programmed biological urges would fail? Whats next? Research suggesting that homosexual cures don’t work?

If something isn’t done soon, government will stop sponsoring religious programs! What the hell am I going to criticize then?

What a pity.

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1. Underhill, K., Montgomery, P., Operaric, D. (August 2007), “Sexual abstinence only programmes to prevent HIV infection in high income countries: systematic review.” British Medical Journal. 335: 248. [↩]